Problems with being a naturist when no one else you know is…

**”Naturism, or nudism, is a cultural and political movement practicing, advocating, and defending personal and social nudity, most but not all of which takes place on private property. The term may also refer to a lifestyle based on personal, family, or social nudism.**

**Naturism may take a number of forms. It may be practiced individually, within a family, socially, or in public. Additionally, there is also militant naturism, including campaigning, and extreme naturism is sometimes considered a separate category.” – Basic wiki definition for those unfamiliar with the term.**

You have to constantly remind yourself to put on clothes.

 

You don’t understand why shoes are a thing that people demand you wear bc soap and water.

Most of my clothing is short. *Makes going to conservative places an ordeal.*

I don’t wear clothes at home, so I rarely invite people over because people think that, that requires clothing to be worn.

I don’t understand why no clothes in public spaces is considered indecency. *Saying it’s the law does not actually explain it to a rebellious baby just so you know.*

You practically have to train your spouse.

You can’t go on your balcony without remembering clothes. *Trust me, KM has literally body blocked me because I can’t in the daytime at least.*

That feeling when you have had on clothes too long and you just can’t.

Being shy, but asking people you have been friends with for a while if you can just not wear clothes in their house.

Avoiding children even though you love them because the body is sexualized so much that not wanting to wear clothes is considered endangering children to some folks.

Having a weird thing about bikinis because you are ok with being naked, but bathing suits make you feel like you are wearing really stiff underwear that moves too much.
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Realizing that you are just too fucking weird for society, so you retreat into your home so you don’t make people feel weird.

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